Yao ostaz shagard tha owayal che ta ba pa jumla ke khaza sanga pejane...?
Shagard.. pa english ke ba ye da "she" na, ao pa urdu ke ba ye da "thee" na.

Pa ma mayen de kho zma sara pa lara na zi

Pa ma mayen de kho zma sara pa lara na zi,
Dagha kafir aadat zma da hagha yara na zi,
Za sta okhyaro stargo botlama pa hagha lara
Pa koma lara che hessok da cha da para na zi,
Sta da wisaL da intizar geday pa sar garzawom,
Zma ka wraz vi ao ka shpa charey be-kara na zi,
Janana maa ba darna yaosi da ghurbat wakhtona,
Da bimaari shar jorravi sa pa qalara na zi,
Sa majbori kho ba me v che zam da yar da kali,
Ganey "Ghani khana" bulbulan kho da gulzara na zi...

Hairan na hua kr yon mere yad krne pr

"Hairan na hua kr yon mere yad krne pr,
Taluq jin se dil ka ho wo aksar yad ate hen."
 gud morning

Takabur shetani siffat hai

1:Takabur shetani siffat hai, agr tum apne takabur ko torna chahte ho to kisi ghareeb aur muflis ko salam kia kro.
2: Dua apne liye maangna ibadat hai aur dusron k liye maangna khidmat hai, Ibadat se jannat aur khidmat se "ALLAH" milta hai
3: Jo insan ALLAH k diye hue RiZQ ko kaafi samajta hai, wo zndgi mein kbhi kisi ka mohtaj nhi ho skta.
4.Masroof zndgi 1waqt ki namaz ko mushkil bana deti hai
Lekin, 5 waqt ki nmaz masruf zindgi ko Aasan bana deti hai.

Ma kho tol kitab yad kare de

Miss: jis ne eik lesson yad kia ho wo mere hath se kiss lega.
aur jis ne 2 lesson yad kie ho wo mere chehre se kiss lega.
Aur jis ne 3 lesson yad kie ho wo mere honton se kiss lega.
Peeche se eik pathan bache ki awaz ai.
Miss goot ta sha ma kho tol kitab yad kare de.,

Man dating Lady

Man dating Lady.
After a Kiss asks: Do you object us having Sex?
LADY:
That's something I've never done before...
MAN:
Wow you mean you are a Virgin?
LADY:
No silly, I've Never OBJECTED.

Wo apnay Kaam say Kaam rakhti thi

Aik Bacha Park main Bench per betha 1 k bad 1 Tofee kha raha tha
Paas bethi 1 Aurat boli:
Jo ziada Metha khatay hain
Wo jaldi mar jatay hain
Bacha:
Aap ko patta hay
Meri Dadi ki age 106 saal thi
Aurat:
Os nay Metha kam khaya hoga
Bacha:
Nahi
Wo apnay Kaam say Kaam rakhti thi..:-

ھٹلر وئیلی دی

ھٹلر وئیلی دی چہ "که چیرے ته الوتے نه شے نو منڈه وهه، كه منڈه نه شے وهلے نو په تیز قدم زه، که په تیز قدم نه شے تلے نو په خڑپوسو لاڑ شه، خو کوشش کوه چے

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ده کلی یو خیرات هم درنه پاتی نه شی

Information about Hazrat Muhammad SWA

Informati0n about "HUZOORSallallaho Alaihi Wa'aalihi Wasallam"
=Jo Chadar Mubark Orhty Thy Us Ki Lambai 4 Gaz Or Choraai Sawa 2 Gaz Thi
*Jo Imama Pehanty Thy Us Ki Lambai 7 Gaz Thi
*Ap Ko 2 Khushbu Pasand Thee :
1=OODD
r
2=MUSHK
*AP S.A.W.W Jis Dhaat Ki Angothi Pehante Thy Wo Chandi Ki Hoti Thi
*AP S.A.W.W K Pas 3 Talwaren Thee:
1=ZULFIQAR,
2=ASOOR
r
3=TABAAR
*AP S.A.W.W K Pas 2 Oontniyan Thee:
1=UQBA
r
2=QASWA
*AP S.A.W.W Ne Islam Ki Dawat SAFFA Ki Pahari Pr Khare Ho Kr Di, Ye Pahari Makkah Me Hai

Ustad ustad hota hy

Profsor: zindgi bhr Ghalib ki ye arzo rhi k uski mehboba k haseen zulfon se shrab k qatray tapken or wo un qatron ko apne halaq me utar le
Boy: sir agr us k balon me juwen hoti to Ghalib wo b halaq me utar lety
prfsor:Ghalib ko ye arzu apni mehboba se thi
ap ki BaJi se nhi.
Moral: Ustad ustad hota hy.