Wo apnay Kaam say Kaam rakhti thi

Aik Bacha Park main Bench per betha 1 k bad 1 Tofee kha raha tha
Paas bethi 1 Aurat boli:
Jo ziada Metha khatay hain
Wo jaldi mar jatay hain
Bacha:
Aap ko patta hay
Meri Dadi ki age 106 saal thi
Aurat:
Os nay Metha kam khaya hoga
Bacha:
Nahi
Wo apnay Kaam say Kaam rakhti thi..:-

Dulha qabar tk roye ga

Behan ki Rukhsati mein uska chota bhai bola: Papa, Baji ro rahi hain dulha to nahi ro raha?
Papa: beta, Baji to gate tk royengi lekin dulha qabar tk roye ga...

Bijli ki yaad me

PaKistani qoum Kuch arsa bad bijli ki yaad me bachon K naam raKhy gi.
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Chaudry Transfarmor
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Metar Khan
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Haji taar memon
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Faiz ul bulb
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SheiKh stablizer
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Molana DeepFreezer
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For Girls:
Frij-un-Nisa
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Istree Bano
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Tublight Arfa
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Wiring Khanam
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Unit Kalsom
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Miss low battery
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Wapda parveen
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LARKI or SMS

LARKI or SMS dono
Ek jaise hote hain?
Wo
kaise
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Jab tk UPER se NEECHAY tak poora DEKH na lo SUKOON hi nahi Aata.

Fazl ur rahman

Reporter:
Aap k hath me hamesha Tasbeh hoti hai aap kia parte hain..?
Fazl ur rahman:
Me Ayatul Kursi parta hon...
Reporter:
Itni lambi ayatul kursi itni jaldi jaldi kaise parte hain..?
Fazl ur rahman:
Waqt ki kami or mojuda halaat k tanazur main sirf Kursi kursi parta hon..

Mai 4 saal ka hon

Boy: mai 4 saal ka hon Or tum..?
Girl: main bhi 4 saal ki hon..
Boy: To phr chal na..
Girl sharmaty huy:
Kahan..?
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Boy: Polio K Qatray peeny.....

Tumhari Zulfoon se Khelney ko jee chahata hai

Larka: Tumhari Zulfoon se Khelney ko jee chahata hai,
Larki ne wig utari or kaha: . . Lo Khelo magar de dena, subha University B jana hai...........!

Clever Boy

1 old Kisan Ne Apny BeGunah Betay Ko Jail Mai Khat Likha:
"Piyare Betay
Mai Is Saal Aalo Ki Fasal Nahi Bo Skta, Mujse Khait Ki Khudai Nhi Ho Rhi, Kash Tm Meri Madad Kr Sakty."
Betay Ne Jawb Diya:
"BABA
Khait Mat Khodna,
Q K Wahan Me ne Aslaha Chupaya hy
Agly Din Police Ne
Sary Khait Ki Khudai Kr Di
Lekin Unhen Waha Kuch Na Mila
Betay Ne Phr Khat Likha
BABA
Ab Ap Aalo Ki Fasal Bo Skty Han, Me Yahan Se Ap K Liye Itna Hi Kr Skta Tha!

Complete kro ye jumla

Complete kro ye jumla
"Mera Bus chale to main ap ko --------------------------"
send to ur friendz and get amazing answer but reply me first.

Ek aurat murgi wale k pas gai

Ek aurat murgi wale k pas gai.
or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?
Murgi wale ne pehli murgi dikhai"
Orat ne us k neeche hath lagaya or boli nai ye karachi ki hai koi or dikhao,
Dusri murgi k neeche hath laga k boli ye faisalabad ki hai,
Teesri murgi k neeche hath laga k boli haan ye Lahor ki hai,ye de do..
Paise dene k bad orat boli bhai tum kahan k ho..?
Murgi wala sharmate hwe,
khud hi check kr lo.

Translation SMS

Pathan English k Paper mein Fail ho gaya, Translation ki waja se,
1. Main aik Aam Admi hon.
"I am a Mango man"
2. Mujhe English Aati hai.
"English comes to me"
3. MeraTaluk Haripur Hazara se hai.
"I belong to Green Pur Thousanda"
4. Sarak per Goliyan chal rahi hain.
"Tablets are walking on the road"

Cheap food place in Pakistan

The only place in Pakistan, where food is cheap. Tea Rs.1. Soup Rs.5.50, Dal Rs.1.50, Chapati Rs.1, Chicken Rs.24, Dosa Rs.4.00, Veg Briyani Rs.8, Fish Rs.13.00.
This is actual price list. These items r for"POOR PEOPLE"& available at Pakistan Natonal Assembly Parliament Canteen.The salary of those poor people is Rs.180,000 per Month ! PLUS WEEKLY BONUS IN SCAMS. Fwd to all Pakistani rich people except MPA,MNA, SENATOR & POLITICAL LEADERS WHO R REALY POOR.

Pagal Larki

Biwi:
Suniye ji, apka Dost Aik pagal Larki se shadi kar raha hai.
Aap use rokte Q nahi?
Husband
Main Q rokon?
us kamine ne mujhe roka tha kya,
Hahaha...

Science ki jadeed tehqiq

Science ki jadeed tehqiq k mutabiq..
buchpan me apni naak chatney waly bchey barey ho kr hmesha right hand me Mob pakr kr SMS prhty hen

Hath Mat Badlo.;-)

Hamari Shadi ki CD he

Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro Raha tha..
Wife: Tum konsa Serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho?
Husband: Ye Serial nahi hamari Shadi ki CD hy."

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:
Kia Nam hy hmare 'Huzoor' ka?
BV:
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: (heran ho kr)
Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?
BV:
Yehi K
Namaz parho
Rozy rakho,
Zakat do,
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:
Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen "DARS"ho rha hy.

Khobsurat Log

KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahin k Achey hoon,
LEKIN...
ACHEY LOG Hamesha
Khobsoorat Hotay hain.
Jaisy k Aap...
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Meri misaal lejiay.

Tariq Aziz show

Wife ghusse se:
Mujhe lagta hy tum mujh se bilkul piyar nai karte Husband:_To_Kiya Ye 7 Bachay Tariq Aziz show se jeet k laai ho?
AsMs*

Admi Pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k

Admi Pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k ghamzada betha tha.
Dost aa k sath betha
usko thapki di aur glass utha k
aik he ghoont may pi k bola: Suna Jigar! udas kyon hay?
Dost: yar aj to din hi bura hay.
Subha bv se jhagra ho gaya, wo chor k chali gai
Rastay may gari kharab ho gai,
Daftar late pohancha
to
Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,
wapsi pe challan hogaya,
ab
khudkushi k liye Zeher peenay laga tha
Wo glass
Tu pee gaya,
apna to din hi bura hay...!

LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE

LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.
1 diN boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,
Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to uNko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logoN k studeNts Ne baNaya hy,
Ye suN kr sb bhag kr jahaz se Nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukooN bethe thay.
Is pr uN sahib se waja pochi gai to uNhoN Ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere studeNts Ne hi baNaya hy to phir mjhe yaqeN h
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K YE START HI NAHI HO GA,
hahahahahaha