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Yao ostaz shagard tha owayal che ta ba pa jumla ke khaza sanga pejane...?
Shagard.. pa english ke ba ye da "she" na, ao pa urdu ke ba ye da "thee" na.

Pa ma mayen de kho zma sara pa lara na zi

Pa ma mayen de kho zma sara pa lara na zi,
Dagha kafir aadat zma da hagha yara na zi,
Za sta okhyaro stargo botlama pa hagha lara
Pa koma lara che hessok da cha da para na zi,
Sta da wisaL da intizar geday pa sar garzawom,
Zma ka wraz vi ao ka shpa charey be-kara na zi,
Janana maa ba darna yaosi da ghurbat wakhtona,
Da bimaari shar jorravi sa pa qalara na zi,
Sa majbori kho ba me v che zam da yar da kali,
Ganey "Ghani khana" bulbulan kho da gulzara na zi...

Hairan na hua kr yon mere yad krne pr

"Hairan na hua kr yon mere yad krne pr,
Taluq jin se dil ka ho wo aksar yad ate hen."
gud morning

Takabur shetani siffat hai

1:Takabur shetani siffat hai, agr tum apne takabur ko torna chahte ho to kisi ghareeb aur muflis ko salam kia kro.
2: Dua apne liye maangna ibadat hai aur dusron k liye maangna khidmat hai, Ibadat se jannat aur khidmat se "ALLAH" milta hai
3: Jo insan ALLAH k diye hue RiZQ ko kaafi samajta hai, wo zndgi mein kbhi kisi ka mohtaj nhi ho skta.
4.Masroof zndgi 1waqt ki namaz ko mushkil bana deti hai
Lekin, 5 waqt ki nmaz masruf zindgi ko Aasan bana deti hai.

Ma kho tol kitab yad kare de

Miss: jis ne eik lesson yad kia ho wo mere hath se kiss lega.
aur jis ne 2 lesson yad kie ho wo mere chehre se kiss lega.
Aur jis ne 3 lesson yad kie ho wo mere honton se kiss lega.
Peeche se eik pathan bache ki awaz ai.
Miss goot ta sha ma kho tol kitab yad kare de.,

Man dating Lady

Man dating Lady.
After a Kiss asks: Do you object us having Sex?
LADY:
That's something I've never done before...
MAN:
Wow you mean you are a Virgin?
LADY:
No silly, I've Never OBJECTED.

Wo apnay Kaam say Kaam rakhti thi

Aik Bacha Park main Bench per betha 1 k bad 1 Tofee kha raha tha
Paas bethi 1 Aurat boli:
Jo ziada Metha khatay hain
Wo jaldi mar jatay hain
Bacha:
Aap ko patta hay
Meri Dadi ki age 106 saal thi
Aurat:
Os nay Metha kam khaya hoga
Bacha:
Nahi
Wo apnay Kaam say Kaam rakhti thi..:-

ھٹلر وئیلی دی

ھٹلر وئیلی دی چہ "که چیرے ته الوتے نه شے نو منڈه وهه، كه منڈه نه شے وهلے نو په تیز قدم زه، که په تیز قدم نه شے تلے نو په خڑپوسو لاڑ شه، خو کوشش کوه چے

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ده کلی یو خیرات هم درنه پاتی نه شی

Information about Hazrat Muhammad SWA

Informati0n about "HUZOORSallallaho Alaihi Wa'aalihi Wasallam"
=Jo Chadar Mubark Orhty Thy Us Ki Lambai 4 Gaz Or Choraai Sawa 2 Gaz Thi
*Jo Imama Pehanty Thy Us Ki Lambai 7 Gaz Thi
*Ap Ko 2 Khushbu Pasand Thee :
1=OODD
r
2=MUSHK
*AP S.A.W.W Jis Dhaat Ki Angothi Pehante Thy Wo Chandi Ki Hoti Thi
*AP S.A.W.W K Pas 3 Talwaren Thee:
1=ZULFIQAR,
2=ASOOR
r
3=TABAAR
*AP S.A.W.W K Pas 2 Oontniyan Thee:
1=UQBA
r
2=QASWA
*AP S.A.W.W Ne Islam Ki Dawat SAFFA Ki Pahari Pr Khare Ho Kr Di, Ye Pahari Makkah Me Hai

Ustad ustad hota hy

Profsor: zindgi bhr Ghalib ki ye arzo rhi k uski mehboba k haseen zulfon se shrab k qatray tapken or wo un qatron ko apne halaq me utar le
Boy: sir agr us k balon me juwen hoti to Ghalib wo b halaq me utar lety
prfsor:Ghalib ko ye arzu apni mehboba se thi
ap ki BaJi se nhi.
Moral: Ustad ustad hota hy.

Khudaya sa khkuli wakhtuna wo pa school ki

Khudaya sa khkuli wakhtuna wo pa school
ki....!!
Pat pa pata deedanouna wo pa school
k....!!
Soumra khwand ba ye kavlo pa recess
ki....!!
Dak da cholo paletuna wo pa school
ki....!!
Pa chotai k wo rawan kor ta narasta....!!
Teet neewaly bamu ghwaguna wo pa school k....!!
Hom ba gap shap da margaro khwand
kawlo....!!
Hom ba sakht sakht perioduna wo pa school k....!!
Ma la deer arman warpasi raghy !!
Hom stickona hom khwanduna wo pa school ki....

English is difficult language for Japanese

English is difficult language for Japanese.
A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister "Mori" was given some basic English training before he visitd Washington to meet President Barack Obama..
The instructor told Mori: When u shake hand with Obama please say, "How r u?"
Then Obama wud say, "I m fine, & u?"
Now u wud say, "Me too".
Afterwards we (translators) will handle.
When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said, "Who r u?" instead of "How r u?".
Obama was bit shocked but still managed to react with humor
"Well, I m Mishal's husband, haha".
Then Mori replied "Me too, haha".
Long silence:)

ZINDGI or USTAD

"ZiNDGi" or "USTAD" Boht kuch sikhaty hen, farq sirf itna hy k:
Ustad "SABAQ" dy k "IMTiHAAN" leta hy
or Zindgi Imtihan ly kar SABAQ deti hy.

BMW ka matlab hai

Pathan: Hum ko shadi par susral se BM W mila hai,

Friend: Lekin maine tou tumhare ghar koi car nahe dekhi,

Pathan: Oye BMW ka matlab hai,

"BUHAT MOTA WIFE"

Challenge For You

6 sawal hain in me se 2 k jawab do to b aap pass ho.

1) Lahore ka porana naam kya tha ?
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2) Kiss sheher me aaj tak kisi ne khudkashi nahi ki ?
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3) Woh kon sa Patthar hay jo pani me nahi doobta?
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4) Duniya k kon c country hay jahan saanp nahi hote?
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5) Duniya ka kon sa janwar hay jiski 3 ankhein hain?
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6) Kon c sheher me ek aisa Darakht (Tree) hay jis k Patthay subah ko white dopehar ko red shaam ko green awr Raat ko black ho jate hain?
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IT'S CHALLENGE FOR U.....
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