English is difficult language for Japanese.
A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister "Mori" was given some basic English training before he visitd Washington to meet President Barack Obama..
The instructor told Mori: When u shake hand with Obama please say, "How r u?"
Then Obama wud say, "I m fine, & u?"
Now u wud say, "Me too".
Afterwards we (translators) will handle.
When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said, "Who r u?" instead of "How r u?".
Obama was bit shocked but still managed to react with humor
"Well, I m Mishal's husband, haha".
Then Mori replied "Me too, haha".
Long silence:)