LAUGH
*I asked my wife wat sort of books she's interested in? she said: Cheque books. :O
*The easiest way 2 make ur old car run better is 2 check da prices of new car. :)
*Q: Wat's da difference btw a gud & a successful lawyer?
A: A gud lawyer knows da law. A succesful lawyer knows da judge. ;)
*Definition of Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds ur hand 4 1 full minute & den expects ur pulse 2 b normal